Funny Air Traffic Controller Quotes

14 03 2007

My favorite quote:

A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: “American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport.”

And for good measure:

Ted Striker: Surely you can’t be serious.
Rumack: I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.


“There’s a problem in the cockpit!”

“What’s that?”

“A little room at the front of the plane, but that’s not important right now.”




2 responses

14 03 2007

I like the aircraft maintenance engineer “squawk report” ones. hehe

15 03 2007

“Because you lost the bloody war.”…Damn Nazis… 😛

Hilarious great find dood

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