101 Ways To Know Your Software Project Is Doomed
Taken from the blog:
6. Your source code control system is a series of folders on a shared drive
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23. Every bug is prioritized as Critical
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40. The company motto is ‘Do more with less’
41. The phrase ‘It works on my machine’ is heard more than once a day
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72. The deadline has been renamed a ‘milestone’…just like the last ‘milestone’
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84. All performance issues are resolved by getting larger machines
And of course the obligatory (and applicable):
101. “Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too… thanks”
I swear this guy must be working at the same place I am… He’s probably just a cube over…
